“DAT ASP:” Viper Owner Asked to Explain Vanity Plate to DOT
The description of this YouTube video provides precious little: “PennDOT had some issues with our vanity tag choice.” If you’ve ever seen the Rich Boy meme, you might have an idea as to why. Now, I don’t want to say more than that, because some things—like a kiss on the mouth or a kick to […] More »
“And you get paid for that?” Since I’ve been writing about cars, I’ve heard that phrase plenty of times. And damn, did I hear it a lot over the past few days.
Despite trying to stick to the speed limit, we got pulled over and fined after every toll plaza on the highway. Given that all the fines were due immediately, with cash, you can bet that most of the money was never actually turned over to the local governments.
The assembled cars took turns tearing down the strip the way kids take turns with a swing set at recess, and it’s safe to say everyone felt ten years old.
Despite the debauchery of the flight, Gumball Air arrived safely in Scotland, and even amidst the persistent partying, I was able to catch some shuteye—probably because I’m acclimated to a fair degree of degeneracy, but I’ve spent most of this week tired enough that I could fall asleep if I were being set on fire.