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The Sludge Monster is only able to survive in spaces equating to 2.7 litres of cubic capacity, and prefers to sleep on an alternating basis in one of 6 cylindrical caves. It's preferred diet are members of the sub-species Moronicus Moronicus, who are found exclusively in the showrooms of Dodge dealerships. The Sludge Monster is known to emit noxious blue smoke when threatened and is known to be particularly afraid of Mobil 1, the toxicology of which is particularly damaging to the Sludge Monster's biological makeup. The only known cure for the bite of this creature is the rapid infusion of 9,000 dollars either in soluble cash or check form, even then, a repeat attack remains likely.