Well, since you're being all bitchy about it, OF COURSE I'll be more inclined to help you! Apparently it takes a pro to do this simple install, cuz you sure as **** havn't figured it out yet.
-Remove the lower pad of the rear seat
-Remove 2 torx screws in the upper seat pad
-Remove 4 pressure clips
-Slide the rear tray off
There you have it, 4 simple steps that are good for about 10-15 minutes worth of work. Have fun kid