Ahhhh, kids......they'll never learn.

Soooo, I went out for a test run to make sure I had no leaks or anything after the diff fluid change. I'm on my way back home and I pull up next to late 80's Chevy P/U, little lift and some mudders w/ 2 kids (maybe a 20 - 21 at the most). I'm minding my own business, got the windows down, just listening to the engine and turbo (as usual) and one of them leans out and says, "Hey, wanna race?" I quietly point to the Attitude on the pillar and say, "I don't think you wanna play with this."

Again, "Come 'on lets run!"

ME, "You're outta your league bud!"

His buddy rev's up a little bit and.................I ain't havin' it! Light goes green and within a quarter of a mile, this kid is 1/8 mile back.

I wanted to pull over and ask if he wanted to race at the next light, I was just warming up the tires.

 

That's the main reason I want the Juice.
We have a bunch of ricer punks around that need a lesson.
Right now the only thing I could do is total their car and put a small scratch on my bumper.

 

Hell, I wasn't even out to run anybody.........

I just figured I'd end his hopes and dreams of playing with the big boys and maybe save somebody else the headache of testosterone charged youth.

 

It's just too bad that there wasn't a female located within that truck. That woulda made it just that much sweeter wouldn't it. He's probably at home now looking through the auto locator for a diesel as we speak. It was nice of you to neuter him before he got a chance to get going.

 

Well, ya know..........Like Bob Barker says, "Help control the pest population."

Oh, wait a minute......he says "pet" population.

 

Speaking of all this "testosterone charged youth"... I'll probably wreck and die (or might as well) when I get a chip. Too many kids need to be shown up, and by golly, I want to be the one doing it!

You might see a request on here for someone to post my bond too.

 

I'll race ya, 21 and have loads of fun. Are we in the same league?

 

That would be a helluva lot more fun than this was. All I did there was waste fuel. Dude, I even gave the kid a warning, an out, a chance to have some sense and go, "Uh, yeah....maybe not." But, Noooooooooooooo....we gots us a bad boy bow tie.

Oh hey, on another note......when I was going to NAPA to pick up the diff fluids today, a Chevy D-Max pulled next to me in traffic. Well, I didn't even know he was there..............I didn't even notice him until we started moving, the only thing I heard was this turbo that sounded like a mouse fart. It didn't sound anything like a diesel.........more like an electric car. It was really sad.

 

must be the rice burner/ coal burner combo

 

I think D-Max's run on unleaded coal though.....