This is your brain ---> DODGE
This is your brain on Drugs---> FORD
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer
Keep our motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly.
So leave your Ford at home
Ford...At least they circled the problem.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
RE: Ford Jokes?
