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Old 06-02-2004, 08:51 AM
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Racing in a Ford is like the special Olympics, even if you win you're still a retard.

A guy walks into a service station and says to the attendant
"hey have you got a gas cap for a ford?"
and the attendant says "yeah sure sounds like a fair swap"

Speed Kills...drive a Ford

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasnt for Ford
Our Tools would Rust!

Ok , enough, poor 'ol Henry must be turnin in his grave, and its my bed time.
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Old 06-02-2004, 09:13 PM
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Default RE: Ford Jokes?

Hahah. How do you know all of these?? Good thing for fords, or we wouldn't have many jokes!! LOL
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:45 PM
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Little boys wear bowties, little girls ride ponies, real men drive Mopar!
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:09 AM
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Ahhh, good times
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