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Old 05-31-2004, 05:07 AM
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Hey,

I got a couple buddies who have Fords, and are big into them. I love "razzing" them, and was wondering if anyone on here knows any good "ford jokes", I'd love to share them with my buddies. Thanks guys!
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Old 05-31-2004, 05:13 AM
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Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse - French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
Found on Road Ditches
F*cked on Race Day
Backwards...Dorks Ride on Fords

Toss these ones at 'em, just make sure they dont own any f150 lightnings, you gotta admit those are sick.
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Ask them if they have the optional tailgate warmers, to keep their hands warm pushing it home of course...

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Oh those are awesome!! Thanks a lot guys!
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Oh, and yes, Lightnings are sick. But, the new SRT-10 can beat 'em!
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Hehehehe! Hahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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don't forget the small razz either:

RAM it don't Stroke it!
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don't forget the small razz either:

RAM it don't Stroke it!
Now thats great!
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Now I will admit...

the way I heard it was:

"Stroke it - Don't Ram it man!"

But this was after his Ford Lifted Monster Truck was stuck! and I helped get his rear out!

So Mine sticks as I don't get stuck but when I really mess up!
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I was always under the impression the most important advice was to "Dodge the Mother and Ram the Daughter" Bad taste I know but I still enjoy it.
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