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Old 06-20-2008, 09:03 PM
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Default Heard a great joke...

If Obama, Hillary, and McCain were all on a sinking ship, with no life jackets or life boats, who would be saved?







































































The American People.

I also have another great one about Obama, but it is sorta racist so I do not want to post it here. However if anyone would like to hear it, and would not get offended, send me a PM.
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thats a good one Garret. i dont get offended....
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I think there's two like that in the joke thread.
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That's pretty good!!!

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Obama, Hillary, and McCain
Nah, I could see Hillary bitching for hours until someone saved her. Then she'd thank the American people for being hard workers. Obama would rant about change, but would eventually die. McCain would die before anyone got to the ship as his lifesupport machine suddenly stops
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Jr. send that other joke this way
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yea send that other one too!!!!!
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