Funny One Line Jokes...

[thump186]

Q) why do blondes have tgif on the shoes? A) toes go in first. Q) did you hear bout the blonde that went to disney A) she got all the way there and saw a sign the said disney left so she went home Q) what do elephants use for tampons? A) sheep Q)why couldn't the blonde make the OJ A) it said concentrate on the container Q) how does a blonde turn on the light after sex A)opens the car door Q)how can you tell a woman has a blonde boyfriend A) she has a bruised belly button Q)why dont little girls fart A) they don't gat an ass til marriage

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[LilMzRam]

[sm=happybounce.gif] Hilarious!

[thump186]

i have 2 many 2 list

[moparturd]

ORIGINAL: thump186

Q) why do blondes have tgif on the shoes?
A) toes go in first.

Q) did you hear bout the blonde that went to disney
A) she got all the way there and saw a sign the said disney left so she went home

Q) what do elephants use for tampons?
A) sheep

Q)why couldn't the blonde make the OJ
A) it said concentrate on the container

Q) how does a blonde turn on the light after sex
A)opens the car door

Q)how can you tell a woman has a blonde boyfriend
A) she has a bruised belly button

Q)why dont little girls fart
A) they don't gat an ass til marriage

Hahahaha. Those are funny too.

[ViperGTS]

LMAO Funny!



-Matt-

[Midnight]

Yeah funny as hell, heard some of them though

[Wackie J]

Funny!

Why do hippys wear Patchoulli??


So Blind people can punch them to!!

[jonnymagnum]

why do people bring back 4 year old threads?




















no seriously.. why?.....

[rare aries]

Originally Posted by jonnymagnum

why do people bring back 4 year old threads?




















no seriously.. why?.....

We've run out of ideas for threads......and now we are into reruns???

[Frenchy]

So this guy walks into a bar...