Funny One Line Jokes...

Dodgegirl19 · #1 02-06-2005, 05:29 AM

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What is the difference between broccoli and snot?
A: You can't make kids eat broccoli.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?
A: The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

Q. What's the definition of a teenager?
A. God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. (GROSS!)

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO
A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

Q: If it's God's responsibility to forgive Bin Laden, what is our responsibility?
A: To arrange the meeting.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "How do you breathe through that thing?"

Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!

Hehehehehe!!

~Amanda

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BadStratRT · #2 02-06-2005, 05:33 AM

very funny...i like the dirty talk ones...although at my current job..i share an office with 5 women raning from 19-63...i spend all day eharing about their awful escapapdes...the wonders of menstruation...child birth..so on..[:@]

Dodgegirl19 · #3 02-06-2005, 05:34 AM

Awww... it gives you life experience though... lol!!

~Amanda

Midnight · #4 02-06-2005, 05:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: BadStratRT

very funny...i like the dirty talk ones...although at my current job..i share an office with 5 women raning from 19-63...i spend all day eharing about their awful escapapdes...the wonders of menstruation...child birth..so on..[:@]

I feel for you bro!

moparturd · #5 02-06-2005, 11:30 AM

Here's one.

What do you do if your Kotex catches fire??

Tamp-on it.

Dodgegirl19 · #6 02-06-2005, 01:57 PM

Yuk Yuk Yuk!! Very fitting. LOL!

~Amanda

Midnight · #7 02-06-2005, 02:13 PM

LOL Todd

ramfan5.9 · #8 02-06-2005, 03:47 PM

i posted this before but it fits w/ all the tampon talk

how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day

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her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

casper · #9 02-06-2005, 03:52 PM

funny

Dodgegirl19 · #10 02-06-2005, 03:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: ramfan5.9

i posted this before but it fits w/ all the tampon talk

how can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day

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her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

Nasty... lol...

~Amanda