A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX,
where
a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the
shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open
the
door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go
up
a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have
jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" so she goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These
men
have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Have a nice day.
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