Favorite One Liner

[rare aries]

I used this one at work, my manager and I are always butting heads, he always threatens to fire me, but wont knowing he has no grounds. You cant fire me....slaves have to be sold!!!!

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[OklaHemi]

BEER is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --it was either franklin or edison i dont remember

[L and R Two]

You can't believe everything that you read on the internet, that is how WWI started...

from the PS3 commercial.

[OklaHemi]

ha ha that is what my mood on myspace says right now

what did the five fingers say to the face? slap biyotch---rick james as told by dave chappell

[95_318SLT]

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington

[nim81]

"Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated." -Earlie Cuyler

[truckin151]

"I just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" - South Park

[dodge15004x45.9]

Originally Posted by 95_318SLT

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy - Billy Currington

There A good one right there!!!!!

[OklaHemi]

i brought you into this world i can take you out..
im going to hit you so hard when you wake up your cloths will be out of style.... compliments of my loving parents

[Midnight]

"Maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half drunk, for half of the time." - Marshall Mathers