Favorite One Liner

[OklaHemi]

It can be from a move, show, song or any media that you choose, even one of you own. they don't have to be funny just post them and try to put the source. enjoy 60% of the time, it works all the time---Anchorman

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[dodge15004x45.9]

**** rolls down hill.

[OklaHemi]

if you fall down, get up. if you get pushed down stay the fu*k out of my way.---my myspace quote for the last 2 yrs

[nim81]

some of my favorites

"its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy
of sealab 2021

"you can't bolt on experience" -as seen on a t-shirt in moab. (also in my sig)

"a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" -bloodhound gang

[Pyro]

"90% of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so hard to identify rapists" - Jimmy Carr

[bigdaddyII]

Crazier than a rat in a tin ****house.

If you put his brain in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards.

And one we use all the time at work (environmental):
The best solution for pollution, is dilution.

[L and R Two]

That makes about as much sense as preheating a microwave.

[OklaHemi]

i hear what you're saying but unlike my credit cards i am carrying a very low rate of interest. ---- family guy i tell that to my wife all of the time

[rickmeseke]

if you dont chew big red then fuc* you - ricky bobby

[nim81]

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. - hunter s. thompson