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Old 08-13-2005, 03:18 AM
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well, this is a chain lettter from myspace...interesting




+++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++
----------------------

¢¾++Men Facts++¢¾

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.



¢¾+Some stuff on the ladies+¢¾
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive"
(20% of British women do. 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".)

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.



¢¾+Both+¢¾
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.



¢¾+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+¢¾
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.


¢¾Did You Know¢¾
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:22 AM
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Half that ****s wrong.
"You wont get sick" eh? What about herpes, aids, gohnorea, etc.

Haha thats great though.. Implants are stupid, i'd rather go for the females who are happy with that they got.
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:24 AM
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theyre talking about keeping your immune system up, not getting diseases(STDs)
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:25 AM
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theyre talking about keeping your immune system up, not getting diseases(STDs)
I know, it was sarcasm.

The new flu shot can be done at home with a magazine.
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
I'm no average guy

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5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Something good. I bet the french chicks make that 5%.

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5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
That's interesting to know. Didn't know that. It probably excersizes some of these fat XXXL Americans...


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Old 08-13-2005, 03:30 AM
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
I'm no average guy

-Matt-

yea your under average
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:34 AM
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NOW HERES THE BIG QUESTION: Who here shaves their privates?
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:04 PM
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
I'm no average guy

-Matt-

yea your under average
BUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!
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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).
I'm no average guy

-Matt-

yea your under average
BUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!
Burn Matt!!!!!!!!!!!


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NOW HERES THE BIG QUESTION: Who here shaves their privates?
Thats just sick.

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Old 08-13-2005, 03:39 PM
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can I get a prescription for "prostatic congestion"?
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