Window shoppers take note. Dodge has officially released an online configurator for the people who just can’t wait to get their hands on the new Dart. But be warned, Dodge has said that the features and prices aren’t final, and will likely change several times before the car’s release in the second quarter of 2012. 

What is it? Well, it’s the second in a series of extremely vague teasers from SRT concerning the new Viper. Clearly the dark part is a carbon fiber pit of some-sort, maybe a scoop. When did the Viper ever have carbon fiber scoops?

Yeah, its pandering, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t fall for it. Dodge has teamed up with Sports Illustrated for its latest ad campaign featuring a barely clothed Antoinette Nikprelaj and a blanketed black Ram. It’s a great way to tease a new product, and MAN do they tease with this one.

If you’ve seen this video before, then you’re prepared for what’s about to happen. If you haven’t, then brace yourself for an exceptionally brutal burnout. There’s smoke. There’s fire. What more could you possibly ask for? Well, you could ask for this!

Dodge can’t seem to catch a break. Another Chrysler factory employee admitted to being drunk at work after being arrested for drunk driving. After the first three extremely public busts, you think they would’ve gotten the idea by now. For employees of Ma Mopar, is it really always five o’clock somewhere? 

Congratulations to forum member Silver_Dodge for winning January’s Ride of the month with his ’99 Ram 1500. We’ve linked the gallery after the jump for your viewing pleasure.

Marcus SlaterDodgeForum “Stryker”. That’s the name of the Viper’s newest mascot and it looks pretty freaking cool. I don’t know about you all, but the last one looks positively evil. I like it.