"Grade A" bullsh%ter
 

So theres this kid who goes out with this girl i work with, and in the morning he hangs out with us for like an hour. This kid talks SO MUCH b.s. u can smell it from a mile away. here a couple conv. ive had with him (shortened down)
Mr. B.S "yea i got a 10 sec crx"
Me "WHat do u got in it"
Mr. B.S. "cant tell ya, its a secret"
Me"....uh ok?"
Mr. B.S. " yea it was quick but i wrecked it in a race commin home from buddscreek"
Me"...o..."
Tell me how you have a 10 sec crx but u drive a F#$%ing cavalier with altezza tail lights?
(another conv.)
Mr. B.S. yea im waiting for someone to talk about how fast their car is then ill call my boy up he has a white camaro with a stock corvette engine in it...it runs 9's "
Me "...o..."
LOL he also fights in cage matches every thursday night down in calvert.
...rrriiiggghhhtttt....
(last sunday)
Mr.B.S. " im thinkin of getting the crx out the only thing that needs to be fixed is the latch. Either that or the mustang it runs 10's with out spray its even faster with it on."
Me "...o...."
Mr. B.s. " you take ur neon to the track ?"
Me "naw its a atx neon it would prolly just run 17's or slower"
Mr. B.S. " i took my car to the track, wut do u think it runs?"
Me " prolly a 17 or slower"
Mr. B.S. nope it may look stock but its not, lets just say it runs between mid 14's to high 13's but nobody knows wut i got in it."
me "....o..."
I kid you not this guy spits THAT MUCH B.S. out his mouth i get a kick out of listening to him. One day i should be like " oooo so u use the sprite coca cola 1233 motor huh" and wait for him to be like " yea man that motor is quick" and ill be like " o thats funny cuz i just made that up you f*cking liar how bout you go feed ur bullsh*t to your cage fighter friends dumbass" excuse me for my french and srry for the long post this kid just pisses me off. I kinda want to race him just to shove it back in his face. He drives a 97+ ATX z24 cavalier....thats not stock....i guess those altezza tail lights add 100+hp ...UH OH....[/align]

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That is the breed that i mentioned in the other thread...

:shakes head:

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i once worked with someone like that. he had sooo many cars and a decked out navigator. but the only one we ever saw was his beat up old escort. oh, he owned his own body shop too (though it looked like he never worked on the escort). his reason for working at the deatail shop i worked at was cuz he was airforce special forces or some ****, and he was just holding the job for someone who was deployed. (right). we cant forget his wealthy mom who owned a mining compnay of some sort. went to a concert in a stretch limo once (reason for not coming to work onenight). his primary car had like 100k in it or something crazy. i think was a beretta but im not sure, too many years ago. it was funny though no one ever saw it before, he said it was too low for him to drive to work.
then the guy takes a couple days off of work and siad he had to fly to some other country on a special mission from the airforce. but he couldnt disclose details as it was classified.
his stories were very entertaining, but he got all butthurt when someone called BS on him. just another compulsive liar

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lol yea i seriously thinks its a mental problem. lol when wonder what happens when you put 2 b.s.er together. theyd prolly explode trying to "one up" the other person

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^yes, this is exactly what happens. before you know it they are talking about having a rocket engine on their ford ranger... and its still street legal.

my attempt at BSing:
i pulled the 2.4 out of my SRT, its not got a supercharged hemi... it does 8 second 1/4 mile on street tires now... without spray. my 1000 shot nitrous kit should be here next week. so im hoping to get into the 7s next time i go to the track. sorry, my digital camera broke so i cant take any new pics of the new motor. but its gota roll cage in it now too. oh, it still looks completley stock too. i had the rims 'extended' to 8" wide but they are still stock looking. the parachute comes out of the trunk lid, so i dont have an ugly pack hanging off the back of my car.... i suck at this

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pssshh 7 secs? my geo metro does the1320 in .034 secs and its street legal but i dont drive it on the street cuz its hard to control 4 bajillion hp. i paid nasa3 million bucks to design the 8 mega super duper turbos to make shore they reach maximum equalllibriam at any rpm. i keep the car parked safley at fort knox. my dads sister's bf's bro's baby sister's husband's cuzin's, nephew's friend of a friendwho knows some dark secrets of an "in the closet" sex offender who just hapens to be the elite guard at fort knox got him to pull some strings for the car to be there. Next month tho i plan on visitingmy old friend i went to 6th grade on the moon. he just got the new xbox 720. its gona be tight.....but not as cool as the day i helped luke skywalker fend off an attack of mutant ewacks.
well to be an expert b.s. you have to have a low self of steem and be insecure of you self image. That way u can run at optimum b.s. mode

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/sigh

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A+ FOR U WRITING THAT CONVERSATION AND MAKIN ME LAUGH AT 2AM WHEN IM READING THIS LOL
GOOD JOB

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thats one hell of an Angus Grade Douche you got there.

Just ask him for a time slip:D

If he has been to a track he has to have one. If he tells you he cant find it, ask him for his 0-60 time... then TIME HIM:D:D

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lol good story. i have friend at workwho has the biggest mouth aboutbs. he thinks knows about cars buthe doesnt know crap.He told me one timethat his "performance oil filter" was installed. He said it gave him 10 HP. With his supposely Mini supra. a geo storm......