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Old 01-27-2005, 02:37 AM
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Dear Abby

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks, A fisherman

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.


Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife
Old 01-27-2005, 02:40 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA, that's funny. LOL!!

Old 01-27-2005, 02:47 AM
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Old 01-27-2005, 02:48 AM
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Oh, that's hilarious!
Old 01-27-2005, 03:04 AM
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Lmao, yeah that's awsome!
Old 01-27-2005, 01:14 PM
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seems like your wife made your decision really easy
get rid of her and go fishing
Old 01-27-2005, 01:20 PM
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[sm=icon_rofl.gif] That's so funny!
Old 01-27-2005, 06:17 PM
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:51 PM
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That's great, but where were the fish they supposedly caught. I didn't see any fish.

Did anyone else notice one is bigger than the other.

The fish you pervs.
Old 01-27-2005, 08:41 PM
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Those things are absolutely HUGE!!!.................the fish (of course)

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