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Old 04-07-2009, 12:04 PM
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked
into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked
at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the
bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde
placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the
building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very
upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your
money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would
jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think
he'd do it again."

Bob took the
money...
 
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:11 PM
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ROFL...nice one
 
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:17 PM
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hahahahaha lol that is great
 
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:23 PM
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hahahaha nice one
 
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:20 PM
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LOL!! I have to remember that one... I need some new material for work!!!
 

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Old 04-07-2009, 09:24 PM
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lol i'd take it too
 
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:17 PM
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now thats funny.
 
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:40 PM
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I heard a similar one. But they never get old.
What did the blonde say after a wild night of "love"?
"Are all you guys on the same team?"
 
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:08 PM
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haha.. nice joke..
 

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