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Old 09-13-2009, 08:31 PM
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds,etc......



I called Lifeline.


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
 
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funny in a perverted sort of way.
 
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funny and messed up at the same time
 
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Thanks, but I guess... thats me!
 
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That's not right!
 
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For real, did they want you to drive off a cliff?
 
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pardon me, but what is Lifeline? and did they seriously get excited and asked if you could drive a flippin truck????
 
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*time to kill the joke*
It's supposed to be a funny.

He felt suicidal, so he called a hotline.
He talked to a Middle Eastern, who asked him if he could drive a truck.

Suicide truck bomber? Get it?

Although it's a "wrong" joke, I can still find humor in many "wrong" things.
 
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Old 09-14-2009, 02:17 PM
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HAHA, but he's a few thousand miles from where he should be.
 
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Um... no?

Seriously, terrorists don't care about "where the war is" because, for them, the war is everywhere and anywhere the "enemy" is. Exhibit A: WTC 1993. Exhibit B: 9/11 (Specifically speaking about Al-Qaeda here.)
Anywhere, at any cost. For terrorists, the goal is the death of civilians, to strike fear into people, and mass destruction. Say their intended target is a soldier. But there is the possibility of killing or injuring hundreds of innocent civilians? They say, go ahead. The death of innocent civilians is no reason to not follow thru with the attacks.

The US military, and many other militarys, on the other hand, would NOT carry out the attack.
 

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