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Old 04-08-2005, 07:36 PM
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> Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
> Billy Bob tells Luther,"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
> for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little
> different."
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> "The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
> Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
> Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."
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> "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
> and Earlene got pregnant again."
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> "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
> didn't get pregnant again."
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> Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
> that's different?"
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> Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
 
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:43 PM
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Sounds like Earlene needs to get her tubes tied!!!!
 
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theyre rednecks, doubt they know what that means
 
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theyre rednecks, doubt they know what that means
give that little peice of advice to them and their reply would probably be ..."why would I want her ***** tied in a knot?"
 
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Thats stupid, lol.
 
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good joke
 
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Old 04-09-2005, 05:52 AM
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