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Old 06-10-2005, 12:42 PM
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Default The Top 10 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

10. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"

9. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

8. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA fellers set me straight.

7. "Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"

6. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"

5. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."

4. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"

3. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

2. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."

and the number 1 Line You'll Never Hear in a Western...

1. "HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left... Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"
 
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:08 PM
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lol...
 
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LOL I liked No.1 the Best
 
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