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Old 11-22-2017, 10:48 AM
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A fighter pilot was escorting a B-52 overseas, and was thoroughly bored with flying straight, and level, for extended periods of time.... so, to add a little more interest to the trip, he started doing loops, rolls, and basically flying circles around the bomber. After getting on the radio, and deriding the bomber pilots for flying what amounts to a big truck...... the bomber pilot got on the radio, and told the fighter pilot:

I just did something that you could never even consider doing.

The fighter pilot didn't see anything different happening, the bomber was still flying straight, and level.... So he asked the bomber pilot:

Really? And just what is it you just did?

Bomber pilot comes back:

I just shut down two engines.
I have a son who will soon be 16, and I want to buy him a dodge dakota 2007. I have a 2004 dodge, but for kids all the best is how do you think I'll make the right decision about buying such a car to him? than 2004 or not. What types of insurance policies exist for minors and how does it work? Thank you.
 
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Old 11-22-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Iosif Grow View Post
I have a son who will soon be 16, and I want to buy him a dodge dakota 2007. I have a 2004 dodge, but for kids all the best is how do you think I'll make the right decision about buying such a car to him? than 2004 or not. What types of insurance policies exist for minors and how does it work? Thank you.
Hi my car in 2012, and before this was 2003 and I can say that the new machine is much better and less likely to break. Very cool of course gift to his son, probably he is a fine fellow), I can advise you only what is better to take with 2 doors, since it will be easier, but I think you will make the right choice. With regard to insurance, I have been working as an insurance broker for many years and I can advise you to read this site. DELETED How much I would not look for different sites, on this you will find the most current insurance and information about them.
Good luck!
 

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Old 11-22-2017, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Iosif Grow View Post
I have a son who will soon be 16, and I want to buy him a dodge dakota 2007. I have a 2004 dodge, but for kids all the best is how do you think I'll make the right decision about buying such a car to him? than 2004 or not. What types of insurance policies exist for minors and how does it work? Thank you.
Originally Posted by Jack Jonson View Post
Hi my car in 2012, and before this was 2003 and I can say that the new machine is much better and less likely to break. Very cool of course gift to his son, probably he is a fine fellow), I can advise you only what is better to take with 2 doors, since it will be easier, but I think you will make the right choice. With regard to insurance, I have been working as an insurance broker for many years and I can advise you to read this site. DELETED How much I would not look for different sites, on this you will find the most current insurance and information about them.
Good luck!
Oh, too funny. Pretending to be two different people, in order to advertise (spam) some website. That's just precious. I have a gift for you, it's called "Being banned."
 
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Old 11-22-2017, 11:22 AM
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Oh, too funny. Pretending to be two different people, in order to advertise (spam) some website. That's just precious. I have a gift for you, it's called "Being banned."

And posting in the joke of the day thread???? lmao.........
 
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Old 11-22-2017, 11:28 AM
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And posting in the joke of the day thread???? lmao.........
Methinks the joke is on him.
 
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Old 10-19-2018, 06:09 AM
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That's a good one lol
 
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Old 10-20-2018, 09:06 AM
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Yeah I know.....such a selfish bunch....
 
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