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Old 02-26-2014, 07:30 PM
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*A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
*She had just started playing her first round of golf when she
*suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to
*return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
*Her golf pro Graham saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why
*are you back in so early ? What's wrong ?'
*'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where ?', he asked.
*'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

*He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your feet were too far apart.'
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Old 02-28-2014, 06:52 AM
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Wow. Nobody with a Lol?
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Old 02-28-2014, 08:06 AM
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Not much traffic in the general OT section.....I will give you a LMAO!

Trying to get those guys in the 2nd gen Ram section to use this instead of ignoring the rest of the DF community.
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Old 02-28-2014, 10:30 AM
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Not much traffic in the general OT section.....I will give you a LMAO!

Trying to get those guys in the 2nd gen Ram section to use this instead of ignoring the rest of the DF community.
Good luck with that.
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Old 02-28-2014, 06:18 PM
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Good luck with that.
Yeah I know.....such a selfish bunch....
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i thought it was funny,ill use that at work monday..lol..
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Old 03-01-2014, 01:26 AM
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That's a good one lol
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Old 03-02-2014, 07:50 PM
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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A fighter pilot was escorting a B-52 overseas, and was thoroughly bored with flying straight, and level, for extended periods of time.... so, to add a little more interest to the trip, he started doing loops, rolls, and basically flying circles around the bomber. After getting on the radio, and deriding the bomber pilots for flying what amounts to a big truck...... the bomber pilot got on the radio, and told the fighter pilot:

I just did something that you could never even consider doing.

The fighter pilot didn't see anything different happening, the bomber was still flying straight, and level.... So he asked the bomber pilot:

Really? And just what is it you just did?

Bomber pilot comes back:

I just shut down two engines.
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Old 03-03-2014, 12:38 AM
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Lmfao
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