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Old 11-26-2016, 06:47 PM
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Two Army soldiers boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before take-off, a Marine got on and took the aisle seat next to them.
The Marine kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Soldier in the window seat said, “I think I’ll get up and get a coke.”
“No problem,” said the Marine, “I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, the Soldier picked up the Marine’s shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the Soldier in the middle seat said, “That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.”
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Soldier picked up the Marine’s other shoe and spat in it.
The Marine returned, and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“How long must this go on?” the Marine asked.
“This fighting between our services?
This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?”
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Old 11-26-2016, 10:53 PM
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