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Old 01-25-2006, 09:54 PM
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad
biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I
got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says
nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says,

"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
 
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:08 PM
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Repost, but still funny
 
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:40 PM
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ORIGINAL: dubvipers

haha, i get it. why isn't it a yo' mama joke?
Um because its not



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Old 01-25-2006, 11:28 PM
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Consider the source........

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Old 01-28-2006, 07:31 AM
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I saw that one coming. It's a good joke.
 
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Old 01-28-2006, 04:58 PM
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Hahaha funny one
 
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Old 01-28-2006, 05:16 PM
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LMAO!!
 
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Old 01-29-2006, 12:29 AM
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ORIGINAL: techmanbd


ORIGINAL: dubvipers

haha, i get it. why isn't it a yo' mama joke?
Um because its not



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hahaha qft







good joke
 
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