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Old 04-07-2006, 12:56 AM
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>* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
>>>shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
>>>shut.


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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx

"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it."
- F. H. Bradley

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
- Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."
- Abbie Hoffman

"The only genius with an IQ of 60."
- Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"
- Anon.

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"
- Anon.

"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing"
- Anon.

"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"
- Anon.

"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory"
- Anon.

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"
- Anon.

"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"
- Anon.

"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"
- Anon.

"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe"
- Anon
 
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:00 AM
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Hahaa...good ones again!
 
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Heard some of them before, but some were new, as well!!!

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Old 04-07-2006, 02:35 AM
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Definately worth quoting some of those.
 
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Those are great!
 
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