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Old 06-10-2006, 03:38 AM
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A wife and her husband were driving down the rode(wife driving.) her husband was a divorce lawyer. so she was doing about 40 mph.[sm=chattypair.gif] the husband says, "honny, i want to get a divorce." she says nothing, and speeds up to 45[sm=gears.gif]. then he says "i want the car." she speeds up to 50[sm=gears.gif]. then he says "and i want the house and boat and kids." she speeds up to 55[sm=gears.gif]. he says "I also want the credit cards." she speeds up to 60[sm=gears.gif]. he says "I have been seeing one of your friends for a month now." she speeds up to 65[sm=gears.gif]. he says "is there anything you want??" she then vears off road toward the side of a cement bridge, and says "I have everything i need." and nervous as the wall comes closer[sm=yikesomg.gif], he says " what do you have??" and seconds before hitting the wall at 65 mph, she says " I have the airbag."
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Old 06-10-2006, 03:43 AM
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lmao typcial psyco chick.. i like it
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Sounds like something my ex would do.......


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