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Old 06-13-2006, 03:26 PM
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Gambling Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and
bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.
 
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Old 06-13-2006, 07:19 PM
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Score one for the blond with the *****....LOL
 
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Old 06-13-2006, 07:26 PM
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Um... I'm speechless... I'm having trouble getting the image out of my mind....
 
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That would be my luck if I worked in a casino.......

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hahaha wow, that like destroys the laws of blondness haha
 
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:38 AM
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that'd be me lmao
 
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nice one I love it
 
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All I can think of are two huge snake-eyes!
 

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