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Old 08-25-2006, 09:03 AM
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
 
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:44 AM
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lol, Tequila........ helping men get laid for 100 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:19 PM
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besides beer and whiskey, tequila with orange juice is my favorite drink...

I don't do shots of it too much anymore these days, as last time it kicked in and I decided to try to fight 5 of my friends to get my car keys back
 
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:40 PM
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I think the Margarita is the official drink of San Antonio........everytime I go in a Mexican restaurant here, that's all that the people are drinking....

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Old 08-25-2006, 10:28 PM
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Patron is the shiz
 
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Old 08-25-2006, 10:38 PM
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lol, Tequila........ helping men get laid for 100 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was fat chicks?
 
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Old 08-25-2006, 11:15 PM
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[sm=lol.gif] I love it!
 
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:31 AM
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lol, Tequila........ helping men get laid for 100 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was fat chicks?
I have seen so many different sayings, its basiclly insert whoever wants to get laid in the sentence, lol
 
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Old 08-26-2006, 11:39 PM
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Yeah fat chicks definitely is better...
 
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