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Old 09-05-2006, 10:44 PM
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>>>>> A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
> gay
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as
> he
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> served them food and drinks.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
> and
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to
> announce that
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so
> if you
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> could just put up your trays that would be super."
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
> rather
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
> hear me
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise
> your
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> trazy-poo so the main man can putty-pat us on the ground."
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
> a
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Princess. I take orders from no one."
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
> "Well
> >>>>>>>> sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Tray-up bitch."
 
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:56 PM
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haha thats great
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:21 PM
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Good one! I actually ran into one of those gays, I mean guys, on a 747 flight coming back from Germany. He told me, "I really like the wristwatch you have on" and winked at me. Thank goodness my wife was asleep in the seat next to me or I would have never heard the end of it!!!!!

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Old 09-06-2006, 08:47 PM
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DUSTY!!! we're tellin the wife!!!


funny as all hell. seen too many of those guys.. flying around doing trips to who knows where. i swear i was on this plane and it was a woman... but.. maybe it was a man... really creeped me out either way.
 

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