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Old 09-05-2006, 10:47 PM
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>The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed
> >good looking man in his late
> >40s or early 50s.
> >
> >"May I help you?" she asked.
> >
> >"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
> >
> >"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
> >someone else," said the madam.
> >
> >"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
> >
> >Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
> >$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred
> >dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
> >
> >After an hour, the man calmly left.
> >
> >The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
> >
> >Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too
> >expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again
> >the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
> >After an hour, he left.
> >
> >The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he
> >had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they Went
> >upstairs.
> >
> >After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with
> >me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
> >
> >The man replied, "South Carolina."
> >
> >"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
> >
> >"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
> >She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
> >
> >The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain
> >1. Death
> >2. Taxes
> >3. Being screwed by a lawyer
 
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:54 PM
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haha ouch
 
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Old 09-06-2006, 12:00 AM
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hahahhahahahhahahahahah thanks man that was ****en great [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=roll.gif]
 
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