toasted a rice burner
 

So....I'm on the way home yesterday and sitting in traffic. To pass the time i usually look for little rice burners to fu*k with, that is, when im not lookin for Fords....

Anywayz....i look into my rearview and the freakin ricer of all ricers comes rollin up on my 6. It was some late model Accord with a skinny little wigger dude behind the wheel. Let me tell you, he thought he was the ****. Freakin car had big dragons painted down both sides, and a spoiler on it that was up higher than the fu*kin'roof. He had it down.....right down to the go fast supercharger stickers in the windows. It was everything i could do to keep from lauging so hard i nearly rearended someone. I thought to myself.....oh, this is perfect.

So anyways, i start messing with the guy. Pulling up next to him and just revin the **** outta my 4.7-wich sounds pretty awesome since i replaced the Flowmaster with the Magnaflow.Even with his window downthe guy wouldn't even look at me. I would even pull up a little so myexhaust was damn near in his face. Still nothing. Well, traffic started moving faster and i continued this for 10 miles or so- passing him on the drivers side, then shooting over 2 lanes to catch him on the passenger side......still nothing.
So,a few more miles down the road we both took the same exit. We both pull up to the light. I wasn't really expecting a race, considering ihave been messing with the little punk for a while now, but the light turned green, and hetook off. I thought- holy ****! So, I floored it, dropped the clutch and buned the tires all the way thru 1st gear, 2nd gear i left a pretty good squirly scratch, and by the time i hit 5000 RPM in 3rd, all he could see was my rear bumper and exhuast.

Long story short (too late)- I ended up beating his little peice of **** ricer to the next light by about 2 1/2 car lengths, with the AC on!- despite his "super charged" rice power. Funny as hell. Stupid little punk and his go fast stickers, and his go fast gay dragons just found out what its like to be bitch slapped by a Dodge! lol

Just thought i would share that with you guys.....
Man i love messing with the ricers! :D

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very nice. I love kicking cars ass that weigh 3x times less then our trucks..

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Hell yea, that remind me of a small story, I was coming off an off ramp and there is a merge lane shortly afterwords. Well I take the turn about 15, with a downshift to 2nd. Hes right next to me, he looks up and sees me. So he hits the gas, as do it, well I shifted to 3rd around 3500rpmish,so I was kind next to him at 1/2 throttleish, I look over at him and he was already in 4th, so I'm pulling right next tohimand I look over once more to see him down shift back in to 3rd. I laughed, and I think he saw me laughing at him as I was passing him. Thenby the timeI was slowing down cuz of the merge, he flew past me. Thinkin that he was cool, and he kept speeding on in to a 25 zone. Well I come around the corner in to the 25 zone and there he sits. Pulled over! So as I was passing him, I looked over and laughed once again. That type of stuff makes me laugh.

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ya an eclipse did that to me in my ford ranger.. i was on 114 going about 90 (fast as the truck can go lol) and i passed him.. couple seconds later i see him passing me.. i have an escort radar and it starts to go off. i slow down and he keeps on going.. about 1/2 mile up the road a state trooper pops his ass and i go by free.. i honk a couple of times and give the man a wave.. lol.. so funny.

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this has nothing to do with imports really

but monday I was watching the race since it got cancelled on sunday. so I had to go to work before the race was over. so I left at the last minute so I could watch as much of the race as possible. and I SHOULD NOT DRIVE AFTER WATCHING NASCAR:D I turn off my street side ways and spin for half a block then take another corner sideways. then as I'm leaving town I'm "drafting" this lady in a minivan lol finally when the traffic is clear in the oncomming lane I get right up behind her and then turn out at the last minute for a sling shot:D lets just say she rolled down her window and put her hand out lol


I made it to work in 8 minutes that day wich usually takes me about 15minutes.:D

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Where i'm from there is nothing but ricers and a few mustangs. My buddy has a 2002 RSX Type-s 6 speed and he gets so mad when i bust his ass all the time. My latest victim though is a 2003 mustang GT 5speed. I have never been able to out-run the new (02 & up) V8 mustangs but since i put my M1 intake on about a week ago theres nothing they can do. Last night my friends 03 GT tried everything thing he could & still couldn't catch me. Weakass honda ricers is one thing, but when i out-run V8 sports cars that weigh alot less than my truck, now thats a good feeling.
PS: My wife owns an 07 Mustang GT and i think the M1 gave me what i needed to get her too!

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ha yea...stupid fords...a ford lightning thought he had somethin on my r/t so i passed him goin down a back road and i could hear him hit the gas as i flew by and he couldnt catch me...all in all he did pass me because a cop pulled me over for doin 150km/h in an 80km/h zone ha..didnt know if should feel proud or if that lump in my throat was me about to cry when i was summoned to court to discuss if i should drive anymore haha! still driving though!

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the sad thing is, my 88 dakota v6 5speed is faster than most of the stupid ricers that live around here. and my truck is 20 years old with almost 250 thousand miles on it. if my 88 cant beat a ricer, my 01 dakota can. and if my 01 dakota cant beat one, then my friend (heavyk298)'s 02 4.7 sport will. i love it when i kill a stupid honda civic with a fart can muffler, and then go get a half ton of mulch dropped in the bed and haul it home.

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Haha all these stories are making my day. My friend with a 06 civic was helping me move. So he pulls up next to me in my truck witha few hundred extra pounds loaded up in my truck. We start reving and the light turns green. He floors it but I didnt really want to floor it because of all the crap in the back. Next thing I know I smoked him off the line and all he sees is my tail lights. Made my day ;) Stupid ricers.

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there's no substitution for cubic inches, plain and simple. twin turbo a honda civic and maybe get a 12 second car, twin turbo a dodge viper v-10 and get a 7 or 8 second car. you cant beat american muscle.