So, I was getting a hair cut the other day (Which sucked by the way, I ended up refusing to pay), and I went out to my car and ohhhh lookie here, no starty. No click. No Nothing. It's eerily silent. My lights DO come on, however...well sort of. My center console lights dont come on...that includes my shifter lights (what do you call the gear shift thing in an auto anyway?) and my climate control lights. I've checked ALL the fuses. The little defrost light still comes on when I press it though. Anyway, I don't know what to do, I've seen countless threads on avengers not starting. But my situation seems different some how? There were no events leading up to it, my car has run solid forever. And then suddenly, NOTHING. This is a 1995 Dodge Avenger ES (auto) by the way. I'm sad. SAD. *tear* I no longer love my car.


Things replaced since our little mishap:

Battery and Starter.....

what next?

 

Fuses, fusible links (all the ones in the fusebox in the engine bay), firewall relay (middle one or the second from the left, the ASD relay).

 

What? I'm lost...I'm not very good with cars. I guess I shoulda mentioned that earlier....

 

Sorry about that. I wasn't thinking in complete sentences at that moment, lol.
What I was trying to say was to
...check the.....

 

Well, I don't know. I guess it's going to the junkyard. I can't afford to keep going to get it diagnosed and them not being able to find anything wrong with it. Even there obviously is. as it wont start.