Truck is almost done and it's going to need a custom text decal along the top of the windshield.

Looking for feedback or other options:

NO CARGO ROOM - IT'S A JEEP THING
THE SOUTH WILL FALL AGAIN
BURNIN' TRAILS LIKE SHERMAN
GOT POSI?
NOT DENTED, NOT A TRUCK
NO DENTS? IT'S A CAR WITH A BED
NO DENTS, NO *****

I think you guys can see what angle I'm coming from here. Any other ideas or revisions would be appreciated.

 

I would say maybe the first one. Or Its not a truck if you don't use it to haul. Get a car if you want to keep the bed good looking.

 

Here's one kinda similar to Crazy: Can't haul with it, don't crawl with it. ???
or ain't a 4x4 til you get stuck.???