The Tao of the Neon
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haha my dad use to talk to my neon...
he got me in the habit of it...
usually after i race someone or i drive really fast i pat the dash and say
"calm down! everythings fine..."
he got me in the habit of it...
usually after i race someone or i drive really fast i pat the dash and say
"calm down! everythings fine..."
Champion
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whenever i run my baby hard i pat the dash and say "good job girl, sry i had to do that, dont die on me, good girl keep going good girl i'm sry" lol.... what can i say...shes elderly lol...
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My taillights help me find my neon, when my car acts funny and I know its hurtin, i rub the dash and tell it " everythings gona be ok, we can get back home and see what's wrong" and it gets me home through whatever problems it's having, like the time my oil plug fell out, or when my alt belt shredded to pieces on the highway.
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i talk to my neon but it didnt help the last time i ran the red bitch hard (cars name) i buried the needle bout 1/3 mile later she quit and then i looked to see a oil slick that the rod had knocked two nice size pieces from the pan....but i still love the red bitch even thoe shes crippled for now
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From: Spring, TX
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ORIGINAL: 95NeonJS
"The Tao exists in the perception of a man who never has to search for his Neon in a parking lot, for it will draw him unerringly to its side."
I find that when i go to the junkyards around here. Which are completely unorganized and in disarray. When i start walking around, I catch glimpses of headlights and tailights and its like the neons are drawing me to them. Perhaps they feel the presence of the Tao in me...
"The Tao exists in the perception of a man who never has to search for his Neon in a parking lot, for it will draw him unerringly to its side."
I find that when i go to the junkyards around here. Which are completely unorganized and in disarray. When i start walking around, I catch glimpses of headlights and tailights and its like the neons are drawing me to them. Perhaps they feel the presence of the Tao in me...
ORIGINAL: spudsterier
i love spending as much time in my car as i do.....and it takes care of me.....if it didnt, it coulda made the wreck i have alot worse then it was.....being that the tire of the semi trailer actually left skid marks on my front bumper
be nice to it, and it will be nice to you...if it has a problem, fix it......for those of you that have alot of problems with your neons, thats because you may call it a name when your mad, or hit it when your mad......just dont neglect it......its like a child
i love spending as much time in my car as i do.....and it takes care of me.....if it didnt, it coulda made the wreck i have alot worse then it was.....being that the tire of the semi trailer actually left skid marks on my front bumper
be nice to it, and it will be nice to you...if it has a problem, fix it......for those of you that have alot of problems with your neons, thats because you may call it a name when your mad, or hit it when your mad......just dont neglect it......its like a child
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my friend laura and i both have dodge neons mines a 1997 with a DOHC and her's is a 1998 with a SOHC she's owned her's longer then i have and she been a big help in learning how to talk to my neon. they even have their own names. my boyfriend doesnt understand this but then he's not a neon owner therefore he is clueless lol
1997 neon is Rimiku
1998 neon is Narochan
but for all his comments about silly women and their habit of naming their cars he sure likes to drive my neon when he really feels the need for speed!!!! NOW ITS MY TURN TO LAUGH lol
1997 neon is Rimiku
1998 neon is Narochan
but for all his comments about silly women and their habit of naming their cars he sure likes to drive my neon when he really feels the need for speed!!!! NOW ITS MY TURN TO LAUGH lol
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From: Lawton PA
RE: The Tao of the Neon
Redneck Rocket
1995 Neon Sport $300
1997 Buldge hood and right side fender $100
1998 Neon SOHC Engine transplant $125
*unknown* charcoal interior donor $20
brand new paint job $85 (did it myself)
Countless hours cruising up and down every road in town... priceless
Me and the Redneck Rocket Neon... till death do us part (she puts up one HELL of a fight)
1995 Neon Sport $300
1997 Buldge hood and right side fender $100
1998 Neon SOHC Engine transplant $125
*unknown* charcoal interior donor $20
brand new paint job $85 (did it myself)
Countless hours cruising up and down every road in town... priceless
Me and the Redneck Rocket Neon... till death do us part (she puts up one HELL of a fight)
