Mine'll outpull yours. Drag ya backerds.

 

Mine will pull yours backerds with 3 plug wires pulled. And maybe even a flat.

 

Mine will pull both of yours backwards 2v1 and i'll be running on 4 cylinders and all four tires flat.

 

LMAO!! Maybe if you put some of that crack you been smoking in the gas tank.

 

Damn! First liar don't stand a chance does he? I'll drag both of ya backerds uphill in the mud with just the half burnt starter,a battery with a dead cell, dirty battery cables, and a busted U-joint on the front axle.

Put up yer dukes, I've lotsa practice at makin' up lies an' tellin' 'em LMAO.

 

Sure is getting deep!

 

I can tell. That`s the most truthful thing in this thread. But I have to admit, starting a thread to talk s*** about eachothers truck was a good idea. I don`t even have a front driveshaft in mine yet and I can still drag both of you backerds without even openning up the back two barrels of my carb.

 

I ain't worried. Your junk would probably backfire an' die anyhow. Besides startin' this thread keeps you from hijacking everybody else's to brag on that patchwork quilt truck 'o yours. The stitches look kinda loose BTW.

 

My John Deere lawn mower can drag all of you'ns stuff at one time! LOL

 

Charlie can I borrow your JD? Need to mount it on the front bumper of my truck to help keep the nose down. On second thought, loan the JD's motor to '96. Double his HP.