Cam I borrow the John Deere, the deck on my dad`s mower fell apart? Leave the yard equiptment in the yard, this thread is for real men. And my truck is much more than the sum of it`s parts. And you`re just jealous because it has twice the power of that box you drive. I could pull everyone else here with your truck on the back of my truck, while drinking a cold Barqs and eating a hot link while simultaneously putting the moves on a loose woman. Top that.

 

my truck runs faster quarters with the air intake routed the the exaust collectors, at idle, while i watch poorly dubbed 1970s era ninja movies from Japan and eat beef jerky made from moose meat dipped in the rad collant that leaks into my well used ashtray.

 

Did you add in the rusty bolts,pop rivets and bailin' wire into that sum total? And I could drag everybody here while rolling your truck *** over teakettle with the front bumper of my truck. All the while drinking champagne,eating a gourmet meal prepared by my personal chef, and simultaneouly having the Hawaiian Tropic girls putting the moves on ME. All done while being cheered on by the Dallas Cheerleaders on one side,and The Radio City Rockettes dancing on the other.
I won't bring up the private jet,and the limo to bring me to the show.

Amateur ain'tcha?

 

My dad has a maessage for you: you are full of fecal material with a large expulsion of flatulence. I say BS. And if you saw the girl wanting to buy that Hyundai from me, you`d think amateur. If she comes back to get it, I may have to find out if she`s 18.


And I can drag everyone here backerd with the emergency brake locked while grillin a steak, makin a batch of shine, pleasing every woman within 100 miles, gapping my plugs, cookin a pot of chilli, playing online Halo, proving the theory of relativity, and winning the Daytona 500 in record time.

 

Shame on you. You'd defile a sweet young girl by selling her a HYUNDAI? And as for the rest of it, blah blah blah. BTW,found a way for you to triple the pulling power of your motor. Their names are Larry Curly and Moe.

 

id defile a sweet young girl IN a Hyundai

 

I didn`t say I`d defile her. At least not on the first date . And she drove up asking about it, so it`s her fault. But I hope she comes back. I really would like to know how old she is. I`m just hoping for legal. I opened the door, and the first thing I saw was a sweet young face and a firm young set of..............well, you get the point. Is anyone else hot? LOL.

And I don`t mind being compared to a jackass, you ain`t the first one. But donkeys are pretty tough. Your truck is more like a little yappin hairy faced mangy mutt. I can`t tell from your avatar, but it looks like you have some door trim missing. And I bet I could drag it backerds WHILE defiling a young girl in a Hyundai. Maybe even pulling it with the Hyundai. You truck probably ain`t worthy of facing an opponent like my truck.

 

Crap's gettin' so deep it'll take some Twenty Mule Team Borax to wash it off LMAO. And what the hell's door trim gotta do with you gettin' the frame jerked out from under yer truck? If you want me to cut you some slack I'll swap the V-6 outta my Dakota into the Ramcharger. Single exaust and all.

 

That`s a load of BS. My frame ain`t goin` nowhere. And you could use your stock motor AND the V6, and you`d still lose. If you want some slack, I would be more than glad to add a restrictor plate. I have that much faith. And it`s so deep that Borax may not do it. You might have to let a herd of poodles lick you clean.

 

Restrictor plate? With them pinky sized ports and valves? I gotta see how many trans blankets it'll take to cover the *** end of my truck. Need to pertect that fiberglass rear hatch from flyin' 318 shrapnel/bailin' wire/pop rivets/rusty bolts.