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A pregnant women nearing full term goes to the doctor for a check-up. After an examination the doctor asks "Mrs Anderson do you want the good news or the bad news?" Clutching her swollen belly she says "The bad news of course, doctor". The doctor replies "Your baby is a red head". The lady smiles and falls back into her chair with relief. "That's alright... my husband has red hair. What's the good news?" "The baby is dead".