Got me a newer truck
Captain
Joined: Nov 2010
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From: SE Tx
Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I bow to the sheer epicness of this post.
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Grand Champion
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From: Meeker, CO
Champion
Joined: Aug 2010
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From: Cape Carteret NC
unbelievable.. this dude is something else, eh?
I think I'll send him a friend request.. shizen such as his fascinates me for some reason.. it's like watching a movie and absolutely knowing what the ending is going to be before the first scene concludes, but watching anyway..
I think I'll send him a friend request.. shizen such as his fascinates me for some reason.. it's like watching a movie and absolutely knowing what the ending is going to be before the first scene concludes, but watching anyway..
Last edited by drewactual; Feb 9, 2011 at 09:22 PM.
