This thread needs to go on an internet dictionary as the definition for EPIC. Kinda wish farmboy would come back and offer a rebuttal, I'd love to hear an excuse.

"Well, you see, what had happened was... see... um... (*reaches into *** and pulls out notecard with bullsh!t speech). We had to sell the farm and moved yesterday. We took the website down when we moved, that's why theres nothing on it. I got that new liposuction/face exchange surgery, and they shortened my legs a bit.

Those tractor doors got broke and we had to replace them, thats why the pics dont look the same, and a coon got in there and pissed all over it and my girlfriend Palmela Handerson."

 

Look guys! Not only did CityBoy and Max get a new truck, but I got a new Durango!

It needs a new windsheild, but some plexi should fix that! You guys should feel how powerful the 360mm engine in this is! It has warp drive!
Here it is parked next to my Superbird:

 

moving malls ain't so laughable no-mo, eh?

 

i actually bought an engine just like that for my aircraft carrier

 

you could measure the head gasket and deck clearance with a yard stick on that thing..

what kind of knotage does that carrier get? I'm thinkin' you can improve it by swapping gears..

 

needs more catwalk

 

hahaha my engineering team is blueprinting a cat walk expansion as we speak!

shes a dog right now, only about 20 knots... im thinking of swapping that pig out for two nuclear reactors

 

Maybe this is the truck CityBoy really got?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=u1C0r2EHQfY

 

I honestly read the start of this thread when it was started and didnt follow up on it, now that I have read all 18 pages I have never laughed so hard in my life I was crying I was laughing so hard. My wife is sitting right beside me as Im crying from laughing she can not figure it out. I have been trying to explain all this to her and she just says wow the guy is a retard lol I will always keep this in my head "my truck does 2.4 in the quarter just on the starter motor" funniest thread ever nice job guys!!!!

 

lmao! that was funny lol


i think my next truck is gonna be a doooge(doo-j) 2500000000000 that can hold 2 whales.... bahahaha