Mine is called Belinda. Don't know why, but that's what struck me at the time.

 

janiqua.....a big black girl that takes money from me everytime im with her

 

ol' blue, and buella, shes a needy girl, and shes always thirsty

 

"The Truck" or "the Ram". Used to call her "the Dodge" when the wife had a Jeep, can't do that now that we have a Durango to. "The Truck" or "Ram" because its my first real truck (had a Dakota before) and my first Ram.

 

First one: Purchased in 2003, left it for the junkyard.
1996 5.2L SLT Larame Crew Cab, Green. THE SPRUCE MOOSE



Second one: Purchased in 2008
2001 5.9L Off Road package, Red. RED DICK. Dick was keyed into the passenger side door. My Wife noticed that after I drove her home. Buffed out, but my wife still calls her red dick. That guy had a pissed ex GF.

 

I named mine Howard P. Hosapple, just kidding, we call it the "red rocker" you see I am married to my high school sweetheart and there was a dude in our high school that had an early '80s camaro by that name and he was a huge douche so it's kind of reminiscent. If I had your truck, Black Beauty, Black Betty, Black widow, Black Bear, Bean Killer (accountants call dollars " BEANS") Black Magic, I could go on forever....

 

this is kinda dumb, but.. "warmachine"... cuz its a beast, kinda tank lookin with the wheels that are on it ( kinda looks like the sprocket in a tank track) and its black... like warmachine from ironman.. idk. as for mine i call it " penguin" cuz its black and white.... you could also calls your truck whitey.. lol.. or coco bean. no no no... BLACK MAGIC, cuz it makes your $$$ dissapear!! haha

 

I like whitey and black magic. Whitey just because that's my kind of humor havin a black truck called whitey. and the reason u gave for black magic

 

LMAO. Beautiful.

Mines Rebelicious

Song by Jamey Johnson

 

You dropped a Nissan engine into that truck? I had no idea. You'll have to do a write up on the swap.