You really oughta get out more, man.

 

indeed. Go out to Bellevue, WA and cruise around there...see some beautiful women everywhere around there...or better yet...just go to california...

 

... any locale where they haven't been inbreeding for the past six generations.

 

or constantly shoveling food inside their mouths...

pacific northwest is well populated with big fat fatties...

like porkland, oregon: home the the "other" white meat!

 

You obviously have never been down south.


Dub, she officially thinks you are creepy.

 

 

I've been down south plenty. There's plenty of hot chicks down there too, just cant understand a damn word they are sayin cause they talk too fast with a thick southern accent!

All of my family from my dads side are in Mississippi, Tennessee, and Georgia.

Sure there are fatties everywhere, but PNW is densely populated with them...

besides, who wouldn't want a hot redneck/cowgirl chick that rides dirtbikes, shoots guns, drives trucks, etc?!?!

 

Reminds me of the southern girl with the slow southern drawl. By the time she said she wasn't that kinda girl, she was.

 

Louisiana is MUCH more obese than here. I am not afraid to say that on an internet forum because none of them can read. My experience with southern women in general is not so positive.

I have a fiance who does all of those things EXCEPT pretend that it's cool to be a "Redneck."

 

haha that'll all change once ya get married...