Drinkin non-alcoholic beer is like goin down on yer cousin.............It just aint right!

 

Your own personal expirience?

 

Can't tell you what to do......BUT I found your problem!

 

your pic no work

 

hahahaha not sure, but someones full of it!!! lmao 2nd cousins all good right! I am a child of appalachia!!

 

If you dodged a left hook you dont have the proper safety restraints in place to keep what you are working on from not moving... Grab a roll of duct tape and some rope and secure it properly.. Then continue on with trying... If that doesnt work you may need to spray it with some good penetrating lube for a few days.. Helps loosen things up...

 

Incest is the best, put your sister to the test?

 

Im an only child, therefore I cannot follow in your footsteps. Nor would I have the desire to.


Anyway, back on topic. Even with all the advise, Im still trying to get it figured out. It seems like it wants to fit, but even if it does, it wont go anywhere. It kinda like its a myth.

 

haha I dont swing that way but some might.

You can always get a reduction. Like women who want smaller breast!!!

 

There should be no such woman.....