I married her on this day exactly 6 years ago at the Feeny Dodge wedding chapel in Palatine, IL. Can't believe it's been that long! Time sure flies. Sure we've had our UPSHIFTS and DOWNSHIFTS, but no marriage is without some MAINTENANCE. I can honestly say our love has grown FASTER and more EFFICIENT and I thank all of you for your support as we continue to UPGRADE our relationship. Through the years, our love has been FUELED by many great memories of LONG RIDES, late night romantic cruises and multiple FLUID exchanges. But there were times when I thought of leaving her for someone newer and more powerful. Sometimes she gets on my nerves with all her WHINING and KNOCKING but I would apologize, knowing it was something I didn't do right, or neglected to get done on time, and buy her something SHINY to PATCH things up. I have to admit I did cheat on her twice, once with a young MODEL and once with an older working girl. They may have had more GLOSSY skin, or a shiny red GRILLE, or bigger HEADLIGHTS, or a looser REAR END, but both times I realized my error in judgment and came home to her where she welcomed me with OPEN DOORS. And yes, she's got some MILES on her-- I've ridden her long and hard and sometimes all through the night. She's not as tight or as limber as she once was-- but I still find her very attractive and love to ROTATE her tires! But alas, she's not perfect either. No, she doesn't have any HAIL DAMAGE yet, but her FRONT END is sagging a little. Someday I might buy her that augmentation LIFT she's been wanting, but I still love her the way the CHRYSLER god made her. Sometimes I take her out all SHINED up for a night on the town but she ends up coming home dirty, with bugs in her GRILLE and mud caked in her LUGS. I just smile, give her a nice warm sponge bath, polish up her dirty PARTS, then grab some GREASE to LUBE her up good before I crawl on top and give her a WAX JOB! Happy Anniversary, HONEY!

 

LMAO !!!

Dude that was AWESOME !!!

Happy Anniversary !!

 

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HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

you know I skipped this several times because I thought it was just some laim stuff but dude you rock!

 

haha that was definitely classy....

 

i was installing my bodylift on my truck last week and as i was crawling around i saw the tag that tells you when your frame and truck was put to gether...and it was but together on my birthday, and i just said it was ment to be lol

 

you were born in 2000? lol jk thats pretty insane mine was made 3/96 and our aniversary is 6/15 which is the day i graduate this year!

 

no, the sticker on the frame actually tells you the day, mine said september 24th of 1999

 

hey u got urs from feeny to lol mine is from feeny dodge also but mines a 96