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Girl Problem question for the second Gen guys ..... Help me older guys.

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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 03:06 PM
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ORIGINAL: Bouncer88

Ok I got a problem, it is really akward.

I am 18 , I have almost no sexual experience with women.
My best friend wants me to go to a strip club with her and her other girlfriends for her b-day.

Picture for reference of best friend.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u...700783f254.jpg

I don't know if I am comfortable with going to a strip club, what should I expect? What if her friends buy me a lap dance? I just don't know how to act.

I mean I've had my share of foreplay but thats counted as inexperience for my age.

You should expect naked women, and lots of them. At 18, you should expect your pants to go crazy, and they will. You should expectto be the brunt of all these girls uncomfortableness with themselves (your bf andher friends, not the strippers,)and you will because you're the only guy mentioned. You should play it cool and stay in control at all times. You will get teased a little; roll with every punch that's thrown at you. If you get dared, take the dare (within reason of course, don't challenge the bouncer). And, ifyouwant to hook up with any of these girls (except your best friend, you've already blown that by becoming her best friend)you needtowait for a look from her, and then cancel out every other piece of tail in the place, because no girl is going to accepta runner up prize. And lastly, if you're in Texas, call me cuz I'm your wingman for the night!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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i still feel sorry for american stripclubs... at least here in canada its fullnude.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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Try not to get a bloody nose when the stripper smacks her *** in your face.

It does however make for a very good "first time to a strip club" story.

And by the way, yes that really did happen to me lol
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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get yerself a lapdance too.. money well spent i might addd..

i was gonna say this should be meant for offtopic, but since DR chimed in .. ill leave it alone..
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 04:26 PM
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1. be yourself around her. dont let her know your nervous or anything.

2. dont touch the strippers. you get your *** kicked for that

3. bring at least 100 in ones hahaha

just go have a good time man, you are goin to look at naked women. nothin beats drvin the dodge to a strip club.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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nobody has made comment yet that hes going to the strip joint with a bunch of women... how can you not have a good time outa that? follow all of the above, sit back enjoy the show.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 05:50 PM
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The first time I went with my wife and her friend, I was a little uncomfortable. After that...[sm=drooldude.gif]. Buy your friend a lap dance too and enjoy the show [sm=lol.gif]
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 05:55 PM
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your 18 so your obviously not going to drink there....DO NOT get lit before going...you just may regret it....if I were you I would sudjest to your friend that your not sure what a lapdance is like and will she demonstate for you hehehehe

but going there with women I agree you will have a GREAT TIME...best time I ever had at one was with a girlfriend
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 06:26 PM
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I say don't goif you don't want to.
I've been twice and one of the times was just to check on
some lights I had installed that day earlier. I didn't like it at all.
Felt dirty and unclean and at the time I worked in the nightclub business
in the southeast as a DJ and Light Tech.
So if you think you may feel uncomfy, don't go. Heck, I can't
seeme looking at a nude woman if I can't do anything to her.
Just my view.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2007 | 07:31 PM
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Whats the worst that could happen if I get a little buzzed/tanked before I go? I won't get destroyed just enough so that I could care less about whats happening around me.
 
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