Rules to live by
 

After reading a couple of threads I decided to start this. Feel free to add your own.

Rules to live by.

1) If you dont want your truck wrecked. Dont let anyone else drive it.
2) Don't let anyone else under the hood or any where else unless they know what they are doing.
3) If you dont want it to get stolen. Dont leave it in your truck.
4) Just because you thinks its cool doesnt mean every one else does.

lol, nice

Bicycles have two pedals... racecars have three!

5. Don't let fat chicks buy, or even try out, IKEA beds.

hahhaa nice...

tranny issues? ask montec.

Do not weld metal or cook bacon in the nude.
Never kick a fresh cow patty on a hot, summer day.
Don't go where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.

7. dodge > chevy && dodge > ford{

us == Win

}

at every given opportunity.. always always always smash a ricer :D

Fixed that for ya

:D hey thanks bud

Alwas rember when pulling a boat to use a trailer and watch out for telephone poles