I'd get one of these if they made one.
http://www.feisar.de/stuff/dodge.jpg

 

rofl rofl

 

That rig is only available here in Texas. Thats what Jerry Jones drives to the Cowboys games!

 

I would have loved that truck in high school.

I had the biggest and loudest truck from 10th grade until i sold it after graduation (1994 dodge ram single cab long box 3 inch lift true dual exhuast, it was actually the loudest in town.)

 

my truck is nearly the same way, big loud, and girls loved it

 

"Haul through the streets with a large vehicle to make up for your small *****"
and
"Measures the temperature of your farts in farienheight"

LOL!!!