Ever have one of those days where you're driving home, it's a busy street, and suddenly a posse of puffy coat, loose fitting pants, untied boots, type wearing people decide to cross the street in front of you. Well, all I can say is that I refuse to slow down as I am not the law breaker.


Am I messed up? Probably.


Here's what it will say on my tomb.


JUDGE: Mr. Demon, did you try to stop?

DD: Yes sir. Right after the second axle got him.

 

peace out, homies

 

I agree 100%, if there is no crosswalk then people should not just be walking into the road and making the traffic slow down. Although, i would not say they're all "posse of puffy coat, loose fitting pants, untied boots, type wearing people," but the people that you quoted; i went to school with people like that, and they think that they are the ****...when they're really not. Also, on a mainstreet where there are crosswalks and you do it someone not using one, i believe that you cannot get into any trouble for hitting them because they were jay-walking.

 

as long as that last axle was on a 2 axle trailer 4 for the win!

 

18 wheeler. with a nice big possebar on the front.

 

i think they are worth 15 pts.. and if you nail them WITH the possebar its a bonus of 5pts each..

 

I hear you. I live out in the country (read: sticks) and these ******* city people move out this way and then try jogging or bike riding on the road. They go side-by-side, creating even more of a hazard. I always wish there were a way to legally run them over.

 

so what happened?

 

what pisses me off the most are the MEN that wear SPANDEX when they ride their bikes in the middle of the road. it would **** me off no matter what they are wearing, but why the F*** spandex?!?! are they trying to be more aerodynamic so that they can get home 1/10th of a second faster? there should be a law that you HAVE to hit men that wear spandex.

 

I am laughing my *** off reading the posts from you all.. Friggin hillarious! Especially the spandex..