Here we go again, you guys should quit trying to hide the fact that you envy my truck in every way. You love the sleek design, with the radiant inferno red crystal pearl coat paint job and the sick white dodge bedstripes. You guys probably print out the pictures of my trucks from my album and hang them up on your wall so you can pretend you have trucks as cool as mine.

Even with a mashed front end my truck is still cooler. Face the facts already.