I've got a lot of guns, dogs who bark at 4am from inside the house when they hear a damn squirrel tip-toe across the yard and I sleep lightly...

 

Well let's hope you're a bad shot then.

 

Used to was I could shoot the wings off a dragonfly at 100 yards. Actually shot competition black powder for years from the mid 80's to mid 90's. But life, old age, worries and responsibilities take the steadiness away you need for that kinda stuff. But don't worry, I got plenty of shotguns...

 

I guess since I 'fessed up on who I voted for I kinda screwed myself with the "itty bitty truck committee" if I decided to break down and finally accept the nomination next month, huh?

 

Unless you say Dakotas rule and Rams suck *****.

 

You Dak guys are all right in my book, can trade a jab or two with the best of 'em.
I don't know why everybody in all the other sections say you guys are a bunch of whimpy, little truck driving dweebs...


Oh, by the way, don't tell any of the Ram guys I've been hanging over here, they'll throw me out of the fraternity...

 

All I can think of...

"Been called worse by better"